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A tourist walked into a fish and from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "I'll have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard you the first time," came the reply.

My brothers on a seafood diet Really from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
My brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.

What happens if you play tabletennis with from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.

At a party a conjurer was producing from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?" "Oh yes, she can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."

How does a witch make scrambled eggs from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Three cookies were crossing the road when from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety? Crumbs!

Whats the difference between a vampire and from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Jimmy how many more times must I from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. It's empty.

An irate woman burst into the bakers from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
An irate woman burst into the baker's shop and said, "I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest you check your scales." The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied, "Ma'am, I suggest you weigh your son."

Boy Whats black slimy with hairy legs from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin.

I went to see my doctor to from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate. Did that do any good? No - I can't get the chocolate to light.

Mom Fred there were two chocolate cakes from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why? Fred: I don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other one.

Say something soft and sweet to me from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...

What cheese is made backwards Edam Food from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What cheese is made backwards? Edam.

Fred I thought there was a choice from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.

What musical instrument goes with cheese Picklelo from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.

What did the snake say when he from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, I'll just have a slither.

What cake wanted to rule the world from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.

Girl Did you like that cake Mrs from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste.

Flo Try some of my sponge cake from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It's a bit tough. Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.